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"Live Long and Prosper"
- Spock

Movie Reviews and Ratings

My Rating Scale
0 - Worst movie ever
1/2 - 2 hours of my life I'll never get back
* - Waste of film
* 1/2 - Yuck
** - Bad
** 1/2 - Eh
*** - Good
*** 1/2 - Pretty Good
**** - Excellent
**** 1/2 - Awesome
***** - Complete Perfection

In Theaters...

  • Superbad ****
  • The Bourne Ultimatum *** 1/2
  • Rush Hour 3 **
  • Shrek the Third ** 1/2
  • Sicko ****
  • The Simpsons Movie ****
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix ****
  • Ocean's 13 *** 1/2
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End ** 1/2

On Video...

  • Transformers *** 1/2
  • Ratatouille **** 1/2
  • Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer *** 1/2
  • Knocked Up ****
  • Spider-Man 3 *** 1/2
  • Closer *** 1/2
  • The Constant Gardener *** 1/2
  • Blades of Glory ****
  • Ghost Rider ***
  • Children of Men ****
  • The Queen *** 1/2
  • Babel ****
  • Pan's Labyrinth ****
  • Night at the Museum *** 1/2
  • Happy Feet ****
  • Borat!: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan ****
  • Casino Royale **** 1/2
  • Flags of our Fathers ****
  • The Devil Wears Prada ***
  • An Inconvenient Truth **** 1/2
  • The Bourne Supremacy *** 1/2
  • White Chicks ***
  • Poseidon ***
  • Little Miss Sunshine *****
  • Super-Size Me **** 1/2
  • Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ****
  • Top Secret! *** 1/2
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man's Chest *** 1/2
  • Superman Returns ****
  • Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties ** 1/2
  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit ****
  • Nanny McPhee ***
  • Cars ****
  • X-Men 3: The Last Stand *** 1/2
  • The Da Vinci Code *** 1/2
  • Mission Impossible 3 ** 1/2
  • Thank You for Smoking ****
  • Ice Age 2: The Meltdown ***
  • V for Vendetta ****
  • Shaun of the Dead *** 1/2
  • Brokeback Mountain ****
  • Date Movie * 1/2
  • King Kong ****
  • The Producers ***
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe ****
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire *** 1/2
  • Good Night, and Good Luck ****
  • The Dreamers *** 1/2
  • Walk the Line *** 1/2
  • Elektra ** 1/2
  • Ocean's Twelve ** 1/2
  • The Girl Next Door *** 1/2
  • Eurotrip ***
  • Serenity *** 1/2
  • The Terminal ***
  • The 40-year-old Virgin *** 1/2
  • Sky High *** 1/2
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ****
  • Mr. and Mrs. Smith ***
  • The Fantastic 4 ***
  • Batman Begins **** 1/2
  • War of the Worlds (2005) *** 1/2
  • Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith **** 1/2
  • Kingdom of Heaven ***
  • The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy *** 1/2
  • Fever Pitch *** 1/2
  • Million Dollar Baby ****
  • The Aviator *** 1/2
  • In Good Company ****
  • Kinsey ****
  • The Phantom of the Opera ****
  • Sideways ****
  • Spanglish ****
  • The Incredibles **** 1/2
  • Identity *** 1/2
  • Shark Tale ** 1/2
  • Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow *** 1/2
  • Garden State **** 1/2
  • Harold and Kumar go to White Castle ***
  • Troy ** 1/2
  • Napoleon Dynamite *** 1/2
  • The Bridge On The River Kwai ****
  • I, Robot *** 1/2
  • Dodgeball *** 1/2
  • Elf *** 1/2
  • Spider-Man 2 *****
  • Saved! *** 1/2
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabhan *** 1/2
  • Fahrenheit 9/11 ****
  • Mean Girls *** 1/2
  • Shrek 2 **** 1/2
  • Intermission *** 1/2
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind **** 1/2
  • Ben-Hur ****
  • Rebel Without A Cause ****
  • Kill Bill Vol. 2 *** 1/2
  • 13 Going On 30 ***
  • Sex and Lucía ****
  • Hellboy *** 1/2
  • Mystic River ****
  • Calendar Girls *** 1/2
  • Lord of the Rings: Return of the King *****
  • Big Fish ****
  • Love Actually ****
  • On The Waterfront ****
  • Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life ** 1/2
  • The Matrix Revolutions **
  • Kill Bill Vol. 1 ***
  • School of Rock *** 1/2
  • Phone Booth *** 1/2
  • Gone With The Wind ***
  • To Kill A Mockingbird *** 1/2
  • Bridget Jones' Diary *** 1/2
  • Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ****
  • 8 Mile *** 1/2
  • Lost in Translation *** 1/2
  • The Rundown ***
  • American Wedding ***
  • Bend it Like Beckham ****
  • Legally Blonde 2 **
  • Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ***
  • Bruce Almighty *** 1/2
  • X2: X-Men United ****
  • A Mighty Wind ****
  • Bowling for Columbine *****
  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle *** 1/2
  • The Hulk ***
  • Finding Nemo ****
  • The Matrix Reloaded ****
  • Chicago **** 1/2
  • Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers *****
  • DareDevil ***
  • Logan's Run ***
  • Office Space *** 1/2
  • The Guru *** 1/2
  • Punch-Drunk Love ****
  • Star Trek: Nemesis ** 1/2
  • Die Another Day ***
  • Adaptation ****
  • Catch Me If You Can *** 1/2
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ****
  • Red Dragon ****
  • Y Tu Mamá También ****
  • The Ring ****
  • Monster's Ball *****
  • Changing Lanes *** 1/2
  • The Sweetest Thing **
  • The Bourne Identity *** 1/2
  • Road to Perdition ****
  • Apollo 13: The IMAX Experience ****
  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding *****
  • Signs **** 1/2
  • Austin Powers in Goldmember ****
  • Men in Black II ***
  • Minority Report **** 1/2
  • The Sum of All Fears ***
  • Insomnia ****
  • Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones ****
  • Spiderman ****
  • Panic Room *** 1/2
  • John Q ***
  • Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring *****
  • Monsters Inc. **** 1/2
  • The Time Machine (2002) **
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone ****
  • From Hell ***
  • Ocean's Eleven *** 1/2
  • Novocaine (2001) * 1/2
  • Mulholland Dr. ****
  • The Man Who Wasn't There *** 1/2
  • Bandits *** 1/2
  • K-PAX ***
  • Hearts in Atlantis *** 1/2
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ****
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence *** 1/2
  • American Pie 2 ***
  • Nosferato (1922, soundtrack 2000) ** 1/2
  • The Big Sleep (1946) ****
  • The Maltese Falcon *** 1/2
  • Memento ****
  • Planet of the Apes (2001) ** 1/2
  • Final Fantasy ***
  • Moulin Rouge ****
  • Shrek ******
  • Evolution **
  • Mallrats ***
  • Traffic ****
  • Clerks ****
  • What Women Want ***
  • The Emperor's New Groove ***
  • Sugar and Spice *** 1/2
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon **** 1/2
  • Six Degrees of Separation ****
  • Princess Mononoke *** 1/2
  • The Patriot ***
  • Best in Show *** 1/2
  • Babe 2: Pig in the City ****
  • Erin Brokovich ****
  • Chinatown *** 1/2
  • Snatch ****
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou ****
  • Last Night *****
  • Any Given Sunday ***
  • CastAway *** 1/2
  • Miss Congeniality *** 1/2
  • The Cider House Rules ****
  • The Blair Witch Project ***
  • Charlie's Angles *** 1/2
  • The Legend of Drunken Master ****
  • Almost Famous **** 1/2
  • Pay it Forward ***
  • Fantasia 2000 **** 1/2
  • Unbreakable ****
  • The Cell *** 1/2
  • Mission: Impossible 2 ***
  • The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle ***
  • X-Men *** 1/2
  • Shaft ***
  • Shanghai Noon ***
  • Gladiator *** 1/2
  • The Virgin Suicides *** 1/2
  • Being John Malkovich ****
  • Toy Story 2 **** 1/2
  • Man On The Moon ****
  • Anna and the King *** 1/2
  • The Green Mile *** 1/2
  • Galaxy Quest ****
  • The World is not Enough ***
  • Dogma ****
  • Bringing out the Dead ***1/2
  • American Beauty ****1/2
  • Star Wars: Episode I : The Phantom Menace ****
  • The Sixth Sense ****1/2
  • Eyes Wide Shut ****
  • The Seige ***
  • A Simple Plan *****
  • The Thomas Crown Affair ***
  • Mystery Men ***
  • Tarzan ****
  • The Mummy ** 1/2
  • Bowfinger ****
  • Bullworth *** 1/2
  • American Pie ***
  • Cruel Intentions ** 1/2
  • The Matrix ****
  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ****
  • Smoke Signals ****1/2
  • Swingers **1/2
  • Shakespeare in Love ****
  • A Civil Action ***1/2
  • Prince of Egypt ****
  • Elizabeth ****
  • You've Got Mail ***
  • Star Trek: Insurrection ***
  • Saving Private Ryan ****1/2
  • A Bug's Life ***1/2
  • There's Something About Mary ***1/2
  • ANTZ ****
  • Pleasantville ****1/2
  • What Dreams May Come ****
  • Mulan ***
  • Face Off **
  • Breakdown ***
  • The Mask of Zorro ***1/2
  • The Negotiator ***
  • Lethal Weapon 4 ***
  • The Truman Show ****1/2
  • Godzilla **
  • Armageddon *
  • Deep Impact ***
  • The X-Files ***1/2
  • Gattaca ****
  • Zero Effect ****
  • City of Angels ***
  • Dark City ***1/2
  • Starship Troopers **1/2
  • The English Patient ***
  • LA Confidential ****
  • The Full Monty ***1/2
  • The Game ***1/2
  • Good Will Hunting ****
  • Primary Colors ***
  • Brassed Off ****
  • Boogie Nights ***
  • Jackie Brown ***
  • Amistad ****
  • As Good As It Gets ****
  • Tomorrow Never Dies ***
  • Titanic ****
  • Bean **
  • Air Force One ***
  • Contact *****
  • Men In Black ***
  • My Best Friend's Wedding ***
  • Jurassic Park: The Lost World **