• "I had this Jewish friend, oh wait he wasn't jewish, and he wasn't my friend, he was just this annoying little Russian guy..."
  -Bryan Mendez
• "Now that I think of it he wasn't even Russian, he was Lithuanian"
  -Bryan Mendez
• "Are you scared by my presence??"
  -Stefano Giovanardi
• "...because they can satisfy better my hungerness!"
  -Stefano Giovanardi
• "I sold my soul for a strip of bacon. It's okay, I'll get it back. They'll want bacon."
  -Mike Wang
• "Katy: Moving at the speed of Coffee"
  -Unknown
• "Philosophy's great as long as you remember that it's just intellectual masturbation"
  -Katy Maclean

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